*starts taking test*
*boss battle music starts playing*
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
Ah you’re so pretty and everyday that I see you I get really happy cause you have a beautiful smile and a cute laugh and a great personality and gorgeous eyes and and you’re in to the things I’m in to and we just connect and you have boyfriend… … A boyfriend… Whose better than me… At everything… Like everyone else… So all I can do is think of you… And admire you from afar… Because I’ll never be able to be with you.